http://www.willwriteforwine.com en-us © 2009 Lucy March and CJ Barry Will Write for Wine. A podcast about wine, writing and song. But mostly wine and writing. With your hosts, CJ Barry and Lucy March. Lucy March and CJ Barry Will Write for Wine. A podcast about wine, writing and song. But mostly wine and writing. With your hosts, CJ Barry and Lucy March. Will Write for Wine. A podcast about wine, writing and song. But mostly wine and writing. With your hosts, CJ Barry and Lucy March. Lucy March and CJ Barry lucy@willwriteforwine.com http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw065.mp3 2010 finds us thinking we are psychic! That's right. Get the scoop on the innards of publishing and our predictions for this year--the good, the bad and the ugly. All true -- plus or minus 50%. 16 Jan 2010 21:47:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw065.mp3 01:14:56 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw064.mp3 It's the holidays again. We sing (sorry!), we drink, we make merry, but mostly, we come up a story like no other. Casablanca has nothing on us. 11 Dec 2009 22:47:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw064.mp3 01:03:38 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw063.mp3 No, not us. The movie, silly. We critique Dirty Dancing. We talk about the joy of flying these days, Harlequin woes, and say goodbye to one of our own. We laugh, we cry, we fight, we drink. Pretty much the usual. Except the fighting. 20 Nov 2009 22:15:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw063.mp3 00:57:47 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw062.mp3 We cut loose! Finally! Okay, Sam/CJ cuts loose. Lani/Lucy is about the same. We drink mimosas, discuss what it's like to have a split personality and generally go off on tangents. We missed you too. 09 Oct 2009 22:45:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw062.mp3 01:12:26 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw061.mp3 So, what does it take to make Lani and Sam come out of hiding? Find out on this special episode of Will Write for Wine! There's bad behavior, bad language, and fightin' PSAs! Now what could be more fun than that? Aside from a new podcast every week? 10 Jul 2009 00:48:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw061.mp3 00:55:06 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw060.mp3 Hey, it’s a special WWfW episode! No, we haven’t improved with time. We sing. Computers burst into flames. Brains melt. We make up a Christmas story that involves duct tape and bagpipes. And there are bells. Consider yourself warned. 13 Dec 2008 00:11:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw060.mp3 00:49:58 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw059.mp3 The last episode. We drink. We laugh. We end an era. 22 Aug 2008 19:11:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw059.mp3 01:03:55 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw058.mp3 It's another Improv Week on Will Write for Wine - this time at the specific request of the Wiffers... so don't blame us. Plus, school shopping, things that run on batteries, and flying pants. Also, we announce the birth of the first Will Write for Wine baby - welcome to the world, Jack! Plus, we explain where all those missing socks go. Good stuff. Don't miss it. 15 Aug 2008 22:22:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw058.mp3 00:59:53 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw057.mp3 We discuss endings this week on Will Write for Wine, and it quickly degenerates into crude sexual innuendo. What can we say? We've been drinking. We cover when to get a PO Box, soul wine, and a few of the many reasons why Lani is going to hell. Also, Sam has a hot flash and Lani mocks her mercilessly. (See above, re: hell.) Pretty much an average week on Will Write for Wine. 08 Aug 2008 21:22:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw057.mp3 00:59:30 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw056.mp3 We're getting sexy on this week's Will Write for Wine, as Lani and Sam bow to popular demand and do a show on balance with as many off-color references as they've ever packed into one show! They talk about what to do when you've got life interfering with your writing, or writing interfering with your life. Plus, dirty werewolves, our good friend Pimp, and sadomasochists. Also, Gaelics, galeanthropists, and Lani's adventures in sewing! So take some time for yourself, be selfish and listen! 18 Jul 2008 20:50:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw056.mp3 01:02:57 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw055.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine, Lani and Sam talk about when to let go of a project. Also, ex-boyfriends in a drawer, bad advice for serial killers, and wine in a straw casing. Plus, bonus, no fighting! It's okay, y'all can come out from under your desks now. It's a happy podcast! 11 Jul 2008 21:10:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw055.mp3 00:51:42 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw054.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine...the gloves come off as Sam and Lani disagree, or... do they? or do they just think they do? Elwin comes through with cheap Spanish wine, MWD has their own Witness Protection Program, Sam tries to do math while drinking wine, and it's the fight heard around the world! Pull up a chair. 27 Jun 2008 22:48:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw054.mp3 01:13:12 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw053.mp3 We have prevailed! Despite all the technical difficulties we had last week, we managed to get the podcast done this week, and we're very happy about that. We blame it all on Mercury. Anyway, this week, we discuss revisions - how to handle them, how to avoid them, and how much wine to drink while you're doing them. Also, UPS men in shorts, wine writers who try way too hard or - possibly - not hard enough, and what not to crochet. Trust us. Don't crochet it. 20 Jun 2008 21:57:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw053.mp3 01:10:22 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw052.mp3 It's don't-look-down week on Will Write for Wine, with Lani talking about doing a rough draft without a net, and Sam having to drink a lot just to listen to her. Also, herding beta readers, SocNoc (dirty!) and somebody won the Stanley Cup, although neither Lani nor Sam can remember who. Plus, Lani gets all preachy about egos and writer crazy and blah blah blah blah. After a while, she starts to sound like the parents on Charlie Brown. Next week - revision! 06 Jun 2008 21:43:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw052.mp3 01:08:44 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw051.mp3 We're back after three long weeks, and we're talking about villains. How to make one, how to keep one, how to make him do tricks for your friends at parties. Plus, lazy hosts, insulting political opinions we don't really mean, and Lani's kids' future therapy sessions. Also, two really good reasons why you should buy a magnum of fortified wine. But you gotta listen to find out! Enjoy! 30 May 2008 21:04:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw051.mp3 01:03:55 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw050.mp3 It's our 50th Show! Yeah, we can't believe it either. We give you 50 - yes, 50 - reasons why you should stop worrying and learn to love that you're a writer. And we manage to take a lot of shots at Ed McMahon. Also, padawiffs, Tums wine, and why media rate at the post office is a big, fat scam. Plus, verbal sobriety tests, killer word, and just a bit of despair. No wonder Wayne keeps running away. 09 May 2008 22:32:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw050.mp3 59:48 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw049.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine - how to deal with the non-writers (aka, normal people) in your life. It's like a podcast and a therapy session all in one! We'll bill your HMO. Also, commitment-phobic Chilean wines, virgins, Catholics, Aunts... basically, we insulted everyone. But it's all in good fun! Please don't sue us. 02 May 2008 22:15:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw049.mp3 01:15:53 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw048.mp3 It's query week on Will Write for Wine. Lani gives her famous (well, kinda) Funky Bird Query Workshop, and Sam makes wise-ass remarks. Plus, the Wine Card Challenge, phallic skeptics, hot flashes, cats in heat and fleas. Aren't you glad to be spending your Friday nights with two middle-aged women? 25 Apr 2008 22:15:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw048.mp3 01:12:52 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw047.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine... it's week two of our two-week series on goal, motivation, conflict, and Podcast Alley Top Ten Stunts! Last week Sam drank a stout, this week Lani sings a WWfW theme to the tune of Gilligan's Island. Hey, you asked for it. Plus, Lani goes the extra mile and drinks some bad wine. So who loves you more, huh? And who wrote this description? Same person. Lani. That's right. Also, wine cork people, Jon Stewart's extreme HOTness, and Lani plays straight man to Sam's wise-ass remarks. Did the poles shift? We don't know. All in all, a pretty good show, especially if you like Lani going, "Eueugh!" every time she drinks. Which Sam really did. 18 Apr 2008 22:15:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw047.mp3 01:08:40 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw046.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine... we're talking goal and motivation! And Sam drinks stout! Yes, because the Wiffers organized and got us in the top 10 for more than 24 hours, Sam's holding up her end of the bargain and drinking stout. Listen for the "eeughs" throughout the podcast! Also, Lani gets the giggles, Light interrupts the podcast, and Forrest Gump waits for a bus. Arfarfanarf. 04 Apr 2008 22:15:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw046.mp3 01:14:37 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw045.mp3 It's the WWE on WWfW as Lani and Sam bicker over everything from critiquing to damaged heroes to the Depression! Yes, the Depression! Only on World-Building night would two writers laugh while fighting over economic devastation. Also, fast editors, Missouri wine and Sam admits she's a pantser! (No, she doesn't.) Yes, she does! (No, she doesn't.) Plus, Sam says "ass." Twice. This is an episode you don't want to miss! 21 Mar 2008 22:05:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw045.mp3 01:06:16 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw044.mp3 It's been a whole year on Will Write for Wine! Who knew it would ever last this long? Not us! To celebrate, Lani and Sam get together in the same house and drink mimosas! In the middle of the day! Don't judge. Also, writing lessons learned, straight talk for the wives of misbehavin' politicians, and apologies to... oh, hell. Everyone. Plus, the decision of whether to continue for another six months... oh, the suspense! 14 Mar 2008 15:31:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw044.mp3 57:34 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw043.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine, Lani and Sam get together to talk about voice, sacrificial chickens, toasted fruit and elegant wood. (Sounds dirty. It's not.) Lani breaks with tradition by going non-alcoholic and STILL manages to screw up every block at least once. Also, green beer, Mac's feet, and Wifflings! Be sure to head to the forums to participate in the voice exercise and discussion - we'll see you there! 07 Mar 2008 21:22:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw043.mp3 01:08:31 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw042.mp3 Will Write for Wine returns with... Rules! How to know one when you see it, how to break it when you have to. Also, adverbs, Pennsylvania's mysterious invisible snowplows, and unpronounceable French wines! Plus, Sonic burgers, the beauty of narcissism, stirrup pant rules, cranky heroines and the glory that is red-headed heroes. We're back, baby! 29 Feb 2008 22:01:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw042.mp3 01:05:52 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/LROS1.mp3 Hello, Wiffers! Since there won't be any podcast this week as Sam and I will be on the road, I thought I'd give you a special bonus download - the first chapter of A Little Ray of Sunshine as read by me. I hope you enjoy it! 18 Feb 2008 17:05:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/LROS1.mp3 00:29:10 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw041.mp3 It's Movie Night on Will Write for Wine! We talk about writing action adventure, the key to great reversals, and why Marion was the only Indiana Jones heroine worth her salt. Plus, fire pajamas, cute UPS guys, and Steak and Shake Thighs. All in all, a productive night! 15 Feb 2008 21:45:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw041.mp3 01:03:48 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw040.mp3 Tonight on Will Write for Wine... Sam's sick! Poor Sam! But the show goes on, as Lani interviews New York Times bestsellers (and co-collaborators for DOGS AND GODDESSES) Jennifer Crusie and Anne Stuart! We discuss collaborations, of course, plus prologues, sex scenes, and our first ever one star wine! And if Jenny had her way, it would be a broken wine stem. Enjoy the podcast; we'll be contacting our lawyers. 09 Feb 2008 00:56:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw040.mp3 01:03:54 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw039.mp3 Tonight on Will Write for Wine... it's our longest podcast ever! We're published, and we can't get up! Tips on how to prepare yourself for the wild ride of publication. How to pitch, Lani and Sam's diverse approaches to promotion (Lani does nothing, Sam does everything), and the scary places people find inspiration from. Plus, nouveau wine, Mrs. Giggles, and the release of the first Wiffer book! (Little Ray of Sunshine, which Lani wrote live on Will Write for Wine last year.) Plus, a surprise podcast for next week. Nothing but good times ahead! 01 Feb 2008 22:05:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw039.mp3 01:21:47 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw038.mp3 It's the most boring episode of Will Write for Wine - EVER! We discuss office supplies, what kind of printers you should get and xczzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzm///. Whoops. Sorry. Just fell asleep writing the description. But we save the day with exciting discussions of Glamour Shots, pimp names and WriterWear, our new brand of underwear just for writers! Patent Pending! Not really! Plus, a wine with an identity crisis! Really, it's a fun podcast. No. Really. 18 Jan 2008 22:38:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw038.mp3 01:07:21 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw037.mp3 It's all about the big heave-ho on Will Write for Wine tonight. Wanna know how to get your ego stomped on and still maintain your dignity? Well, we can't help you with that, but we can tell you how to take rejection like a writer - with a little bit of wine. Also, cheap wine, how to insult quilters (it's easier than you'd think) and one of Lani's finest parenting moments, caught live on the air. Plus, heaploads of luscious schadenfreude as Lani and Sam relive their rejections. And drink. 11 Jan 2008 22:38:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw037.mp3 01:07:51 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw036.mp3 Tonight on Will Write for Wine, Lani and Sam discuss sexual tension! And drink leftover champagne! All of which sounds a lot dirtier than it really is. Plus, Sam gets a Wii! (Also, not as dirty as it sounds.) And we discuss rictus! (Also... not as dirty as it sounds.) Overall, this show sounds dirty, but is actually highly intellectual. Okay, kinda intellectual. As intellectual as we get, anyway. 04 Jan 2008 21:38:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw036.mp3 00:55:56 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw035.mp3 It's the last Will Write for Wine of 2007! If we'd realized that, we would have worked harder on the script. As it is, we discuss life and writing lessons from classic holiday specials! Frosty, Rudolph, Gus from The Ref. Plus, snowblowers, food banks and writer neuroses! Happy Holidays to all, and we'll see you again in the new year! 21 Dec 2007 23:32:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw035.mp3 00:57:15 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw034.mp3 It's all about the conflict on Will Write for Wine this week as Lani and Sam debate the care and feeding of antagonists - in the same room! (Meaning, Sam and Lani are in the same room; the antagonists are where ever you decide they need to go). Also, we drink the same wine and break into a second bottle. Woo hoo! Plus, special holiday recommendations, tarot readings for characters, and slams on communists (just kidding; we love communists)! 14 Dec 2007 19:14 :00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw034.mp3 01:04:54 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw033.mp3 Tonight on Will Write for Wine, Lani and Sam discuss structure, even though they're not really sure what they're talking about. Plus, they discuss selling out, UPS guys, and Sam's ass bone. (She's fine. Don't worry.) Also, Lani sings (you knew it was going to happen eventually) and Sam suffers in polite silence (the wine helped.) Can we possibly fit in one more parenthetical aside in this description? (You bet!) 07 Dec 2007 22:14 :00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw033.mp3 01:05:29 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw032.mp3 Tonight on Will Write for Wine, Lani and Sam talk about writing - why they hate it, why they love it, why they can't quit. Also, cheap wine, crock pots and why writers are like drug addicts. (No, really.) Plus, Christmas trees, random Google searches, and faulty garage doors. And ten reasons why you should ignore our whining and keep writing anyway. 30 Nov 2007 22:46:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw032.mp3 01:11:30 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw031.mp3 Tonight on Will Write for Wine, Lani and Sam fight crime! Also, they talk about agents. Plus, German wines, secret secrets, and berries that relax under awnings! Also, Wiffers gone Wild, wine cozies and Awesome drinking games. All in all, a classy night, if you don't have too strict a definition of classy. 16 Nov 2007 23:17:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw031.mp3 01:13:02 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw030.mp3 Tonight on Will Write for Wine, Lani and Sam jump without a parachute. Or a script. And they go looooonnnnnnng. Sorry. But, since there was no topic, they didn't go off-topic. So yay! Discussed: German wines, spam (both the meat and the mail), socks, speeding tickets, and Alaska State Troopers. Plus, Wiffers Gone Wild (no, there won't be a video), Nanowrimo, and pop quizzes. Also, things your cat can scratch. Overall, the most well-rounded show we've ever done. 09 Nov 2007 22:17:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw030.mp3 01:14:08 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw029.mp3 Tonight on Will Write for Wine, Lani and Sam explore the many ways in which unprofessionalism can ruin your career, not the least of which is getting drunk on a podcast every week. All we have to say is, consider the source, folks. Lani's punchy from not getting any sleep and Sam's cranky because her French wine doesn't have a website, so you know this is going to be a good show. Plus, bad French accents, Dance Dance Revolution, and fat bastards. 02 Nov 2007 22:27:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw029.mp3 01:07:56 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw028.mp3 Tonight on Will Write for Wine, Lani and Sam get a little winey. (Sorry. They thought that was funny when they wrote it, but then, they'd been drinking.) They discuss the way writers think... and it ain't pretty. From self-deprecation to professional jealousy to learning when to say "Thank you," and shut the hell up, they cover it. Also, slutty meerkats, crows vs. magpies, and Lani finds a decent boxed wine! All in all, a successful evening. 26 Oct 2007 23:05:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw028.mp3 01:09:27 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw027.mp3 Tonight on Will Write for Wine, Lani and Sam discuss the romance in Romancing the Stone. And how movies suck nowadays and the only good ones are the old ones. In other words, we're cranky and old and we don't care who knows it! Also, look Ma, no expiration date! Wiffers Unite! And we discover we are unable to pronounce the title of our show by the E-block. Don't judge; you say it out loud a few times and see how you do. 12 Oct 2007 21:36:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw027.mp3 01:01:27 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw026.mp3 Tonight on Will Write for Wine... Lani and Sam almost come to blows. About damn time. Also, we discuss Nanowrimo, whatever the hell that is. Plus, butt wine, stuffed pugs (dirty! not!), things you very definitely should NOT eat, and - finally - a legend for our wine rating system! All in all, a night to be remembered! Or forgotten, it's really up to you! 05 Oct 2007 21:19:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw026.mp3 01:03:12 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw025point5.mp3 A quick mini-cast to celebrate our making it into the Top Ten at Podcast Alley (even though we had to cheat, and it only lasted for a few hours) and also to share with you a quick writing-related Top Ten List just to make it feel like we're contributing something to your day. Thanks, Wiffers! 01 Oct 2007 19:58:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw025point5.mp3 0:04:11 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw025.mp3 Look Ma! No script! This week on Will Write for Wine, we discuss feedback. And critiques. And we do it without a script, so we go a tad long. Well, maybe two tads. But we're worth it! Trust us! Also, the Word of the Blog winner, inspirational quotes, and Wiis! And Miis! And yes, that's spelled right. No, really. 28 Sep 2007 22:00:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw025.mp3 1:14:25 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw024.mp3 Tonight on Will Write for Wine... we prove we are really writers by not screwing up Writer Improv! We build a scene using conflict, and antagonists, and beats! Plus, big bang theories, pirate guidelines, and how to properly say "blanc." We talk turning points, tannins, and blowing things up. All in all, a successful evening! 20 Sep 2007 22:50:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw024.mp3 1:09:05 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw023.mp3 Tonight on Will Write for Wine we review the last six months. We talk about our beginnings, Nazis, what we accomplished, serial killers, whether we want to continue, and chardonnaries. Which is a made-up word. Also, confidence, "I love you, man," and verbal sobriety tests. This is a good one. Trust us. 13 Sep 2007 23:44:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw023.mp3 1:19:50 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw022.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine... we're funny! No, really! We talk about what makes funny funny, what makes funny not, and cryptograms! Also, water slides, Alaskan moose and Galaxy Quest! Plus, monkeys, donkeys and ducks. Warning: Maybe don't drive while listening to this one. 06 Sep 2007 21:39:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw022.mp3 1:05:27 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw021.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine... it's all about the Muse and how to get her to give you the goods. We discuss cowpaths, celebrity crushes, and, of course, chocolate. Also, good wines, happy campers and tannins! And - a new contest! Really, what more could you ask out of a single podcast? 23 Aug 2007 22:39:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw021.mp3 1:10:33 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw020.mp3 This week on Will Write For Wine... it's Writing Improv: Creating a Hero! And this podcast is one you don't want to miss because it's just that bad. We screw up every block, not just the D. We insult ferret people, Trekkies, Buffy fans and the military. We try to build a romantic suspense and fight about it. But damnit, we had fun. And hopefully, so will you! If not, don't complain. We're cranky and we've been drinking. 16 Aug 2007 22:03:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw020.mp3 1:14:50 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw019.mp3 We're back! This week, Sam and Lani discuss jumping the shark - how to do it, how not to do it, and... well... what it is. For those of you who are worried, it doesn't involve any actual sharks. We may drink a lot of wine, but we're not crazy. We manage to not answer the question of the week while encouraging cats with bad grammar. Also, we go long. Really long. But that's because we're making up for all those weeks we missed, and not because we can't shut up. Right? Riiiiiiiggggggghhhhhht. 09 Aug 2007 22:03:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw019.mp3 1:12:28 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw018.mp3 It's a Very Special Episode of Will Write for Wine as Lani and Sam do their first ever podcast from the same location! Yay! It's fun, frolic and procrastination with wine! 20 Jul 2007 12:08:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw018.mp3 0:48:04 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw017.mp3 It's Will Write for Wine... the bra-burning episode! Sam and Lani disagree about prologues and epilogues, screw up both the D and E block, and burn their bras over the marginalization of women writers. We get political! And a little drunk! All in all, not a bad episode. Oh - and we insult Michiko Kakutani, and are grateful that she has no idea who we are. 05 Jul 2007 22:10:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw017.mp3 1:08:19 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw016.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine... Lani and Sam discuss the creative process, and how to make your hero and heroine spark. Plus, Lani apologizes for being the Typhoid Mary of Bubble Shooter addictions and Sam is mortified by Lani's continuing to mispronounce Ambroise's name. And, just so's you know, Ambroise is a guy. And French. And hopefully still listening to the show. We love you, Ambroise. Don’t tell our husbands. 29 Jun 2007 03:36:00 GMT http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw016.mp3 1:04:22 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw015.mp3 This week on Will Write For Wine... Lani and Sam are cranky. Skype is misbehaving. The French use too many vowels. And we talk about world-building using Firefly/Serenity and Chocolat. So, Joss Whedon and Johnny Depp. What more could you want? 21 Jun 2007 22:35:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw015.mp3 1:02:08 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw014.mp3 This week on Will Write For Wine,... Lani and Sam try to drink non-alcoholic wine... and fail utterly! Also, stony, earthy, leathery wine... and that description is straight from the winery! We create The Best Story Ever, and we'll probably still think so even when we sober up. Plus we take you to Vegas, write butt e-mails, and almost get arrested! Okay... maybe just those first two. 14 Jun 2007 22:05:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw014.mp3 0:59:37 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw013.mp3 his week on Will Write For Wine... It's Lani's birthday! And Sam and Lani play drinking games! And they're way too old for that ****! Plus, kinky and nefarious uses for duct tape, wine in the doghouse, and two words: Bad cheese! 7 Jun 2007 21:21:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw013.mp3 0:59:29 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw012.mp3 This week on Will Write For Wine... Lani gets her dialogue on, and Sam provides color commentary. Also, UPS guys and ptyalism - learn the connection. Then forget it, if possible. Plus - dig us! We came in under forty-five minutes! 24 May 2007 21:45:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw012.mp3 0:44:35 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw011.mp3 This week on Will Write For Wine... Sam and Lani analyze The Princess Bride, lust over Cary Elwes, and bash Buttercup. Also, rules and how to break them; adverb nazis; and celebrating over 500 pages edited between the two of them! Yes! They've earned their wine this week! 17 May 2007 22:05:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw011.mp3 1:06:56 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw010.mp3 This week on Will Write For Wine... Sam and Lani interview each other. Lani gets drunk, unapologetically. Also, Dorothy Parker, NASA, and those damn sybarites. You're gonna laugh until you turn rufescent. (Look it up! It's a real word!) 11 May 2007 23:32:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw010.mp3 1:01:26 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw009.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine, we explore characters - what makes a good one, what makes a bad one, and how to torture both. Also bad cats, contest winners and inspirational quotes. Yeah. We're deep. 4 May 2007 21:35:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw009.mp3 0:52:54 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw008.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine, Sam and Lani try their hand at improvising a story from scratch. On the air. While drinking. Also, nude podcasts, moonshine wine, and a little advice: Don't let anyone hit you in your schadenfreude. 26 Apr 2007 21:50:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw008.mp3 0:54:01 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw007.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine, we analyze Finding Nemo for your storytelling pleasure. Also, names you hear in a grocery store; weird telepathic occurrences between Lani and Sam; ugly sticks; and what pelicans and Alex Trebek have in common. And Lani screws up the d-block. Again. 19 Apr 2007 22:15:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw007.mp3 0:59:36 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw006.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine, we take on that special brand of mental illness, Writer Crazy! Lani and Sam confess their most insane stories, Sam actually insults a group of people this week (yay! finally!) and Lani manages to screw up pretty much every part of the script that wasn't nailed down. We'll take Poorly Planned Podcasts for $500, Alex! 12 Apr 2007 21:55:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw006.mp3 0:47:34 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw005.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine, we follow the Life of a Book - from conception to shelf. Also, the winner of the March giveaway, cracking up during the D block, and Lani puts her foot in it. Again. 5 Apr 2007 21:30:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw005.mp3 0:42:33 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw004.mp3 This week on Will Write for Wine, we are fascinated with wine, writing and ourselves. Lani drinks from a bottle with a screw-top cap, and Sam throws caution to the wind! Sort of! Also, find out how you, yes you, can make Lani drink swill from a box. And who did Lani insult this week? Listen in and find out! 29 Mar 2007 21:43:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw004.mp3 0:52:16 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw003.mp3 It's insiders week here on Will Write for Wine as we give you all the inside scoop on commonly used (and commonly confusing) acronyms like POV, GMC and PBR me ASAP. Plus, we've got flaming skulls. Yes, you heard us right. Flaming. Skulls. It doesn't get any better than this, folks. At least not without prescription meds. 23 Mar 2007 10:06:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw003.mp3 0:53:27 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw002.mp3 We're bursting bubbles at Will Write for Wine! Basically, if you're looking to writing to bring you fame and fortune, we say, maybe you wanna look elsewhere. But it's not a negative episode! Really! We have fun with screw-top caps, near-death experiences while buying wine and... you know... Nazis 16 Mar 2007 17:58:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw002.mp3 0:44:25 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw001.mp3 Our first episode! Full of fun information about Sam and Lani, horrible abuse of the english language (and poor Walter Cronkite), and enough wine to make you worry about the states of our livers. (They're fine. Far as we know.) http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw001.mp3 09 Mar 2007 18:27:00 EST 0:43:25 http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/WWFW_000.mp3 This is our brief introductory podcast, just telling you who we are and what to expect. Regular, full-length, weekly episodes can be expected every Saturday starting March 10th! 14 Feb 2007 09:51:00 EST http://www.willwriteforwine.com/podcasts/wwfw000.mp3 0:03:20